Let's play a little game of "Where's Dexter?" Somewhere in the picture above is a small white dog. See if you can find him.
I'm going to be such a great dad, because I set a shining example of the proper clothing to wear whilst scooping snow and doggy doopy off the front stoop. (Sing it with me now: "Whatcha gonna do with all that junk ..."
Again ... Dexy looky.
And again ... Dexy no likey.