Random Baby Quotes, Part 1

"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for."

"Babies are such a nice way to start people."

"A baby is proof of God's opinion that life should go on."

"A baby in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on Earth, a link between angels and men."

"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."