Uncle Jay and Aunt Nanci (The Martin's) stopped by tonight with a gift for Baby Jack. The hat, if you're too lazy to click on the photo, says "Baby's First Christmas". Jack liked both the hat and the bow that came on the gift. Daddy didn't realize that Mommy wasn't zooming in on Jack, so he just continued to look like a complete tool.
Important Note: Daddy's shirt does NOT say what you think it does. It actually says "Show Me Your Tat2's". Inappropriate enough, but not as inappropo as you may have thought. Yikes.